VOL 1585 - MAR. 15, 2017 - You Might Be In Education If.........
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Strange Quotes: The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians
Comedians would probably not exist without politicians, whose speeches have always been full of wisdom. Here is our rating of the 10 most stupid things ever said by politicians all over the world.
1. “Queen Elizabeth Taylor.” – Thai Prime Minister Banharn Silpa-archa, referring to the Queen of England.
2. “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country." – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, referring to the USA while addressing Columbia University.
3. "I would never approach a small-breasted woman." – President Clinton, denying that he had sexually harassed Kathleen Willey.
4. “Life has become better, life has become more fun!” [«Æèòü ñòàëî ëó÷øå, æèòü ñòàëî âåñåëåå!»] Josef Stalin. The irony of this phrase is that he said it at the peak of mass repressions organized by him at the end of 1930s.
5. “I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement.” – Fidel Castro. But he also said: “I am a Marxist-Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life.”
6. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004 – George W. Bush.
7. "This is a great day for France!" – President Richard Nixon at French President Charles de Gaulle's funeral.
8. "I've now been in 57 states – I think one left to go." – Barack Obama at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.
9. “We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.” – Nguen Co Thatch, Vietnamese Foreign Minister.
10. Senator John McCain in his presidential run: “I was in Germany over the weekend and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old Cold War speeches as he addressed the conference there.”
Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Might Be In Education If...............
1) You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.
2) You find humor is other people’s stupidity.
3) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."
4) You can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
5) You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it’s own box on the report card.
6) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."
7) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
8) Marking all A’s on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.
9) When you mention "vegetables" and you’re not talking about a food group.
10) You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
11) You wonder how some parents even managed to reproduce.
12) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
13) You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.
14) You’ve never had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
15) You can’t have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
16) Meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
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