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Vol 693 - May 11, 2008 - Dating Terms Explained
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange 'Questions': Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Dating Terms Explained The game of dating... EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== DANGEROUS STORMS - SHIP CRASHING THROUGH HUGE WAVE! - 1 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/137298.html ELIICA - STRANGE 8 WHEEL CAR - FRONT - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/137373.html FARM FUN - FRESH MILK - RIGHT FROM THE COW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137665.html WOMAN 'GOOGLES' HUSBAND - FINDS HE WON THE LOTTERY AND NEVER TOLD HER! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137854.html MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH IS IN RUINS ! - 7 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/137856.html MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH IS IN RUINS ! - 4 - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/137859.html STRANGE MAZDA FURY - COOL - SLEEK - LOW - FAST! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/137873.html STRANGE TATTOOED "BALD" HEAD - WITH BEARDED MEN! - IS THAT OSAMA? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/137874.html STRANGE FOREIGN FIRE STATION - FIREMAN 'DUMMY' IN A GLASS CAGE! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137876.html STRANGE BLONDE FARMERETTE DRIVING A PINK TRACTOR! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/137877.html STRANGE CHIMP PALS - ONE AN ALBINO! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/137878.html DOCTORS SAY STARING AT BEAUTIFUL BLONDES IS GOOD FOR YOU! - - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/137880.html STRANGE BALANCING ROCK - WATCH WHERE YOU SIT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137881.html STRANGE "IRON MAN" CONTEST IN IRAQ - THE WINNER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137885.html STRANGE HUMOR - 'GEEK' RANSOM NOTE - KEYBOARD KEYS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/137891.html GOLFERS BEWARE! - STRANGE RATTLESNAKE SWALLOWED 4 GOLF BALLS! - 2 - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/137895.html AMAZING FIREWORKS AND LIGHTNING DISPLAY - COOL PIX! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137906.html STRANGE BATHROOM ATTENDANT - COMFY? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137939.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - STRANGE TATTOOS http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100272_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange But Useless Facts - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/137850.html Fulldeck-isms - Witty Put-Downs - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/100558.html - Strange But Useless Information - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25669.html - Words to Live By - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/25619.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Strange Lists Crazy Numbers Crazy Stuff http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/111_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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