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GIVING THE DEVIL HIS DUE
GIVING THE DEVIL HIS DUE
By. G.Marnier - SatireNewsService
While visiting in Los Angeles, a Seminarian saw this person on the street, doused him with Holy Water and watched him scream "I'm melting, I'm melting" and flee back into the ACLU headquarters.
"Hope those crackpots inside charge me with assault and battery, I'll tell the judge that while I was praying, I tripped and somehow the Holy Water just flew out of my hands."
Asked if that would be a lie and therefore a sin, the Seminarian said it was essentially true. He really was praying and the Holy Water did just fly out of his hands.
"God works in mysterious ways and He certainly has a sense of humor. He created humans, didn't He?
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