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SENATOR TED KENNEDY'S PERSONAL "ASS PILLOW"
Ted Kennedy's Ass Cushion:
According to todays Yeas and Nays, Senator Ted Kennedy carries around his own ass-pillow emblazoned with his name and the great seal of the US just in case.
Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., brings his own upholstery with him. At least, he did yesterday for his lunchtime address at the National Press Club. A Kennedy aide brought along a needlepoint pillow, emblazoned with Kennedys name and the Great Seal of the United States. A source tells us he often brings it with him in case the chairs are hard.
Thats the actual pillow, and it doesnt really look all that comfortable. Or, you know
. big enough
for a Senator of such
ample
Dammit, were trying to get through the new year without a Ted Kennedy = fat joke and this is not helping.
Submitted by Brian J.
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