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KERRY GETS ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT
KERRY GETS ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT By: G.Marnier, SatireNewsService An intercepted e-mail message to Kerry Campaign headquarters from Raghead Rapzoola, press secretary to Osama bin Ladan, made very clear that bin Ladan is actively endorsing Kerry for President. The message was inadvertently distributed on the Kerry Campaign website - www.Demsrdingdongs.com According to Rapzoola's message accompanying the poster, bin Ladan's support is based on Kerry's mounting attacks against President Bush's efforts to defeat terrorism and American voter's growing support for the war. Rapzoola stated bin Ladan hopes that if elected, Kerry's Senate record of voting against military expenditures for U.S. troops so that they can't continue to fight, plus his history of supporting enemies of the U.S. as he did during the Viet Nam war, would be most welcome. "Ve are nott terroristas. Ve only kill peeple and ourselves so ve can go to dat place where ve haf ben promised 65 virgins. Vhat more can a man vant dan dat?" Repeated calls to Kerry headquarters by SNS have not been returned. 
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