A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked: "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun says "Okay, but keep your eyes closed, I don't want you to see anything too personal."
A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked: "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied: "He went that way."
After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said: "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to war in North Korea."
The nun thanks the soldier for keeping his eyes closed.
"But, wait - how did you know I kept my eyes closed?" "
Because you're still calling me sister. I don't want to go to war either."