Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the same
barbershop at the same time, seated side by side, getting the
works. Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential
candidates right about the same time, and each barber reached
for some aftershave to slap on the customers' faces.
Gore shouted, "Hey, don't put that shit on me! My wife will think
I've been in a whorehouse!"
Bush said calmly to his own barber: "Go ahead and put it on.
My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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