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- Very Amish Christmas by the Electric Amish
Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison
Very Amish Christmas by the Electric Amish
It's a very Amish Christmas but our house don't look so good
Christmas lights don't shine too bright When they're made out of wood
It's a very Amish Christmas And my sons are all upset
those heathen boys dreamed of toys But tools is all they'll get
Oh there the carolers go Singing First Noel
That karaoke machine will Cost them a trip to hell
It's a very Amish Christmas And it's worse than I had feared
A Mennonite got drunk last night And shaved off Santa's beard
It's a very Amish Christmas Saw a reindeer on my shed
He tried to run but I grabbed my gun Now the family will be fed
Oh Ho the traffic's slow The cars honk as they pass
My horse is trotting fast as he can Merry Christmas kiss my ass
Have a very Amish Christmas Though you may not like the rules
Santa's suit is black and his sleds out back Pulled by eight strong mules
Have a very Amish Christmas Wear a hat and grow a beard
Oh by golly have a very Amish Christmas This year
One more time fellas
Oh by golly have a very Amish Christmas This year
Parody lyrics written by Dean Metcalf, Barclay P. Grayson & Kyle W. Grayson
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