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-Top 10 Better Ways to Choose a President
TOP 10 BETTER WAYS TO CHOOSE A PRESIDENT
1. Nationally televised tickle fight
2. Gladiator-style fight to the death
3. Steel cage, chocolate pudding, over the top, sudden death, pay-per-view Battle of the Future First Ladies
4. The Clinton Test: Have George Clinton decide who got da funk
5. Give it to the natural-born American citizen above the age of 35 who, on the first Tuesday of November every four years, can eat the most pickled eggs in 60 seconds
6. All citizens are issued sharp sticks, and the poking begins. The last person in the country with an eye is declared president.
7. Have Regis Philbin host "Who Wants to be the President?", but make the questions a bit easier
8. "Mr. President" Speedo swimsuit competition
9. See which candidate can outlast the others in a grueling battle of acceptance speeches
10. One BIG MONSTER TRUCK contest! On ELECTION DAY ELECTION DAY ELECTION DAY!!!
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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