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- GOLF - Why Guys Love It.
GOLF
A law of Physics ........ it's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard.
Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over.
A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game ..... think about it.
Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a bunch.
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are ....
that's why I get so many calls to play.
That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life. Trust me!
Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).
You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine.
It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and fart while performing brain surgery.
Submitted by Kaspars
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